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Sheep: The Game
Aww, the life of a shepherd. Imagine, for just a moment, that serene pastoral setting, rolling green hills, the warm sun on your face, your loyal dog gently panting beside you, the soft bleating of the lambs as you stand stoically on a hillock, leaning on your crook and watching your flock. They depend on you for their safety and you depend on them for their wool. It’s the circle of life, or something, and it’s beautiful.
It’s easy to see why shepherding has been rated as among the highest for job satisfaction by the World Economic Forum for the past 2,300 years (don’t look up this totally true fact – just know that it’s 100% “very true”). It’s also extremely easy and lucrative, and 7 of the world’s 10 richest billionaires report they got their start as shepherds.
Sheep: The Game is the only game certified as accurate enough and fun enough to teach you those billionaires’ secrets; the only game certified to give you that depth of meaning, purpose, and satisfaction that makes shepherds, statistically, the happiest people on Earth.
Join one, two, or even THREE (Wow, three?!? Yes, Child, three.) friends or family members or enemies or strangers and experience that noblest of all professions. Witness firsthand the joys of sending sheep to the pasture from your hand; understand the deep truths of arranging them in sets of three for maximum points; know the heights of wisdom in playing action cards that have pictures of cute sheep trying to operate lawn mowers; and form the deepest conceivable human connection with your fellow shepherds through the shared trauma of a Wolf card being drawn.
Find meaning in your life, become irresistible to men and women alike, make LITERALLY billions of dollars, and play Sheep: The Game today!
8 adorable Action cards
(here’s a smattering for you)
5 cheek-clenching Wolf and Goat! cards
(2 Wolf and 3 Goat!… we’ll let you see these 2 for now)
6 incredibly good-looking Sheepherder cards…
(we’re only going to show you 3)
…and their sheepdog companions
(3 of 6 shown to whet your whistle)
and, of course: your reason for existing; your passion; your heart and soul… the Sheep
(teasing you here with just 2 of 5 familial units)
Sheep: The Game
coming soon to a tabletop near you!
All flowery descriptions aside, here’s a brief and gripping synopsis of the game:
Experience the thrills of sheep herding with this engaging tabletop card game. Use strategy to build your flock and outwit your opponents. Position your Shepherd and Sheepdog to guard your flock against Wolves; and stay alert for those pesky Goats! Planned thoughtfully (and with a bit of good luck) your sheep pen could be the envy of all shepherds! Complete with adorable action cards and tempting sheep breeds like Strawberry and Chocolate Swirl, Sheep: The Game is a delight to play and behold.
Sheep: The Game is best suited for:
2 - 4 players, ages 10 and up